Face Lift

My cute little blog needs a sexy face lift. As soon as I get my hands on a computer I'm on it. Until then, we will have to make due with... This.

365 Selfie Challenge

Welcome back to my creepy, dirty, kinky, naughty, out there blog!  I've missed these blog therapy sessions and guess what? I found the app for that. Haha!

My sister Samantha and I are doing the 365 Selfie Challenge. The rules are pretty simple. Take a selfie every day for a year and post it. The why of it is our juicy story.  Sammy and I are stay-at-home mommies. There have been many more days than we would like to claim where we stayed in our pjs and looked like crap. It doesn't make a woman feel very sexy about herself. This is where the challenge comes in. It's a way for us to hold ourselves accountable. Every day we will get all dolled up and snap a pic. Even if we don't leave the house, the world will see us. 

Although we both actually started a few days ago, this will be our first official day.  

March 11, 2014 get ready for our close-ups!

I will try to link everything but who knows how it'll work on my phone. 

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Hopes

Bloggy Faves-Day 10
10 Things you'd like to do sometime in your life

1. I want 4 children. It sounds awesome to me.

Any excuse to show more pics of our little angel.

2. Travel to Alaska. I doesn't matter much what we do there. Just sight see I suppose. I've wanted to go since High School. I'm enamored with Alaska.

Uploaded by C0E on 7 Mar 07, 3.41PM PST.

3. Take my family to Disneyland. Multiple times. I want my kids to grow up loving Disney as much as I did. It's amazing how enjoyable being a kid is. Even when you're old. Disneyland really is "The happiest place on Earth."

Uploaded by coolemjayis on 15 Jan 10, 1.38AM PST.

4. Have my own business. I haven't figured out many details about it yet. I'm leaning towards selling some of my craft projects online. I'd like to do something bigger though eventually. Who knows.

5. Write and illustrate a childrens book.

6. Go on a cruise, just me and Justin.7. Buy a house with lots of property.

8. Get to a weight I am comfortable and happy with.

9. Check off all items on our "Sex List". One example is to have sex outside.

10. Get more tattoos. I love them and why the french not? You only live once! Might as well make your body fun and memorable.

Oh my freakin' goodness!!! I finished this stupid blog game that I made up! Hallelujah! Let's not do another one in a long time shall we? Sounds like a plan to me.

Remember The Smiles

Bloggy Faves-Day 9
9 Memories that make you smile

1. Our wedding day- From the moment I woke up until we finally went to sleep. That day was amazing start to finish.

2. When Justin let it slip that he loved me. I was in the car with Micah and we were headed to her house for her birthday. Justin had called, just because. When we were saying goodbye he said, "I lo... um... okbye." *click* I had the biggest smile on my face!

3. Justin and I were walking on the beach and I was telling him some people who were irking me. He asked if I wanted him to talk to them for me. :) I love my protective man. We had just started dating.

4. Jasper's first laugh. It was music and his giggles still send me into a cuteness frenzy.

5. When I got to hold Jasper for the first time. He was fussing and I sang him his lullaby that I had written for him. He stopped fussing and just stared at me. Then went to sleep. I love that memory.

6. Micah's 22nd birthday party. We all got drunk and played cheerleader. It was great. Stupid, but great.

7. All the trips out to the desert Jessie and I made. Especially the one where we saved Utah the bovine. We put her in the truck with the sleeping puppies. It was all hunky-dory but when we came back over the hill it was hilarious. Worrisome at first, but hilarious. The calf was on one side of the truck and the puppies on the other. Everyone freaking out. Most of California memories are great. I loved ranch life. Even changing pipe.

Cute calves and momma cow! How can you not love this place?! Gorgeous! I heart the desert.

8. When I think about how great my family is. My sisters are always there if I need them. They've been my best friends growing up. My Mom and Dad who will do almost anything for us. My very loving Mom, Debbie. The new family I married into. Every one of them has been so welcoming. Loves all around!

Me and my sisters

9. Grad night. Me and Ashly went shopping at Fred Meyer beforehand and I picked out a whole new outfit. Sexy thong, black pants and a shirt. I couldn't wear a bra with the shirt. ...or maybe I could have, but didn't want to. I didn't button it up all the way either. Cleavage galore. Didn't realize at the time the shirt was COMPLETELY see through. Hope everyone enjoys those pics. Haha!

One of the few pictures from that evening where you can't see...details.
I had the hugest crush on him.
Lol! Ahh High School.

Random Love

Bloggy Faves-Day 8

8 Random things you love (not including people)

1. I love Peonies.

2. I love craft projects. I'm so excited and lucky to have a whole garage now to craft my ass off! There are so many projects lined up. I can't freaking wait! Eeeek! A whole double car garage with TONS of storage. Oh yeah. Crafters heaven.

3. Sex. I suppose I'm a kinky nympho. Can't get enough of it. Justin can't keep up. You know that song? The country one that says, "Good little girls make some mighty wild women." Well, I consider it one of my theme songs. I'm sure you are all much happier now that you know that little tidbit. Isn't it great that you can't un-know something that you've read. You're stuck with it. FOREVER! Muah-ha-haa!
4. I love water. It relaxes me. I especially love rivers but streams, oceans, lakes, puddles, rain, snow. All forms please me and make me happy.

5. Iced tea.

6. Animals. We get to have pets at our new house. I'm currently on the hunt for the perfect dog for our family. If I could I'd have a huge property with many different animals. There are some that I would never want to own but not many fit into that category.

7. Tanning. I know that it's bad for you but I loved it when I went to the tanning beds. I don't do that anymore but I do plan on laying outside this summer and getting my bronze on. Lol! A friend once told me that fat looks better when it's tan. I whole heartily agree.

8. Books. I love to read. I love hunting for books. I love browsing. I love the smell of books. Love, love, love.

Aromatic Pleasures

Bloggy Faves-Day 7
7 Foods or drinks that make you think of any holiday

1. Pumpkin anything always makes me think of fall. From October to December.
2. Peeps are for Easter along with Cadbury eggs.

3. Coco-cola glass bottles remind me of Christmas.

4. Cake makes me think of birthdays.

5. Marshmallows are for camping. Camping is definitely a holiday.

6 part 1. I think this blogging activity is kinda dumb. Most people will probably have similar answers for everything.

6 part 2. Hot cocoa and tea make me think of storms.

7. Hotdogs and hamburgers are for the summer.Like I said, this post is silly. Every family has different traditions and favorites they do every year for different holidays. Blah to having to list them all.

Movie Night

Bloggy Faves-Day 6
6 Movies you could watch over and over

1. Grandma's Boy - This movie never gets old. Even though I know all the words like a cheerleader knows Bring It On by heart.
2. Stardust - I'd have to say this is my favorite movie of all time. It's sweet, dreamy and everything I need in a fantastical adventure.
3. Sky High - This movie I purchased right before I had my wisdom teeth taken out and I hadn't seen it yet. They give you some loopy drugs when you get those teeth removed. Sky High was on repeat for about a week. :) My family got kinda peeved. I would only be awake for parts of it at a time, then the drugs would knock me out again and when I woke up I wouldn't even remember what I'd seen. Haha! I know the rest of my family is now sick of this movie but it still holds a nice little place in my heart.

4. Just Friends - It's one of those movies that I see something new every time I watch it. It doesn't hurt that Ryan Reynolds is damned sexy as well.

WHEW DAMN! I especially love the one with the axe. Or the one where he's chained. I'm a freak, aren't I? Oh well.

5. Harry Potter Movies - Couldn't pick just one, and really, they are all tied together anyways. Amazing movies and I absolutely LOVE how close they got to the books. Admittedly there are always going to be things left out when you make a book into a movie. You can never NEVER create a movie that fully details a story like a book can. But they sure did do a remarkable job trying.

Last but in no way least
6. The 10th Kingdom - It is such a long movie that you easily see new things no matter how many times you watch it. Fairytales and magic galore, so many references to the stories we all grew up with. It's funny and sweet, not hard to see why I love this movie. On a side note...I used to have a huge crush on Wolf. Okay, maybe I still do. He's just so lovable! I don't like the actor by the way, just the character.

Singing ring is so cute! Watch The 10th Kingdom if you have no idea what I'm talking about. It is a movie I think everyone should see.

I love movies almost as much as books so there are tons more that could have been on this list.
P.S. I've been so link happy these last few days. Wouldn't want you to have to find things yourself. LOL!

Written Words

Bloggy Faves-Day 5
5 Of your favorite books

1. Three Sisters Island trilogy by Nora Roberts- Simply put they are my favorite books EVER. Magic, sex, mystery, suspense, good over evil. Complete and total awesomeness.

2. All Nora Roberts books, she's fan-freakin'-tastic!

3. All Xanth novels by Piers Anthony (and almost everything else he has written) So witty and clever. With just a tiny sprinkle of the romantic chick stuff I like to read. All set in a world of magic.

4. House of Night series by PC Cast and Kristin Cast. They are a little...teen-ish. But oh well. I dig them. :)

5. Harry Potter series by JK Rowling. I am a kid at heart.

6. Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. The books are insanely better than the movies.

7. All Katie Macalister books

8. All Angie Fox books

I realize this is more than 5 but oh well. I'm a reader and I LOVE books.

I've heard people out there that are completely against the new ebooks. I'm a fan of both. There will always be a soft place in my heart for the beauty of a paper book. The smell of the paper; flipping the pages. Scouring second hand stores, libraries and bookstores looking for that perfect book to take home and cuddle up with.

However, the creation of ebooks has made it possible for people to read whenever and wherever. Enabling people limitless possibilities. How can someone be against something that promotes reading. *shakes head* Silly people.

Books are books and reading should be encouraged in any form.

Warm and Fuzzy

Oops! I kinda fell behind. I'm getting back in the groove though. Let us continue with this blogging activity shall we?

Bloggy Faves-Day 4

4 Pictures that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside

Of course our little man had to be on this list.

I love how special this moment is. My two favorite men.

Happy days! Disneyland and family. Warm and fuzzies come fluttering around.
Best day ever. October, leaves and pumpkins everywhere, family and friends, crisp fall day, incredible sex. Hell yes!

*Howl*

Bloggy Faves-Day 3
3 Of your favorite animals

Numero uno-Wolf, duh. Love everything about them.

Uploaded by swh on 26 Feb 09, 2.35PM PDT.

Numero dos-Chickens! Kind of odd that I would choose chickens following wolves since one would happily eat the other. I like chickens because they represent the life I want to have. That we will have. Plus, they are cute and silly and I like to watch children chase them around.

Uploaded by sweethardt on 26 Jan 10, 5.38PM PDT.

Numero tres-This is really hard. I'm having trouble choosing between these animals: owl, hippo, cow, sheep, duck, horse and snow leopard. I think my third favorite would have to be these highland cattle. So cute with their shaggy hair!

Uploaded by http://www.planetjones.co.uk/ on 17 May 09, 9.07AM PDT.

Aren't they adorable?! Those are my three favorite animals! What are yours?

Lovely Lands

Alaska Landscape
Originally uploaded by J.P. EVERETT

Bloggy Faves-Day 2
2 Places you want to visit before you die

The first is, of course, Alaska. I've always wanted to go there. I will go there. Justin promised he'd take me someday so I know we'll go.

The second is Scotland. The accent turns me on. :D Yeah kilts!! You know, the correct way to wear a kilt is comando? Niiiiiiice.

Uploaded by Extra Medium on 7 Jan 07, 8.46AM PDT.

Fanny Tail

Bloggy Faves-Day 1
1 Tail of any animal on your fanny forever, what would it be?

The snow leopard has a beautiful tail. I would love to have a tail like this!

Uploaded by tammyjq41 on 6 Apr 08, 4.56PM PDT.

Bloggy Faves!

I like them so much I've decided to make my own blog activity! I love to remember the things that make me happy. So using that inspiration here goes my activity. Of course feel free to copy this and use it in your own blog! All I ask is that you please link back to me (STEPHANIE DIANE!).

All posts require reasons for choosing each item, however brief. You also must include at least 1 picture per post (not for each item, although that would rock). Flickr is very helpful! Just make sure to give credit where do and only use photos approved for sharing. Complicated? Nah, just FUN!

Day 1- 1 tail of any animal on your fanny forever, what would it be?

Day 2- 2 places you want to visit before you die

Day 3- 3 of your favorite animals

Day 4- 4 pictures that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside

Day 5- 5 of your favorite books

Day 6- 6 movies you could watch over and over

Day 7- 7 foods or drinks that make you think of any holiday

Day 8- 8 random things you love (not including people)

Day 9- 9 memories that make you smile

Day 10- 10 things you'd like to do sometime in your life

I think that wraps it up!

One Truth

Blog activity-Day ten

One confession

When I think confession I think of some deep dark secret I never want to people to know about. I don't have any of those. A lesser known and interesting tid-bit about me will have to do. Isn't this whole blog riddled with those? Ahh, you're greedy and want one more aye? So what shall I confess to you then?

I love Mtn Dew. Not juicy enough? Hmm...How about I'm one of the people who can control their dreams? My Mom introduced me to it when I was a little girl to get rid of nightmares and I've been doing it ever since. Interesting huh? You want something bigger? Sheesh you're greedy.

I know!! I like to be naked. All the time. I get home from work, walk in the door, say hi to my little man, then go in my bedroom and strip. It's sooooo comfy. Yep, my naked fanny is all over our couches. Usually I'm sitting on a blanket though. It's been a little tougher since I became pregnant. Boobies leak and you have to wear nursing pads. :( I wear a tank top with a shelf bra. It's not the same.

How's that for a confession?! Haha, I'm pretty sure you didn't care to know that little diddy about me. Oh well! That's what you get for being greedy.

Two Smiles

Blog activity-Day nine

Two smiley's that describe your life right now

Ok I'll be honest. When I first read this I was confused as to what it meant. Did it mean two things that make me smile? Two happy things? So I checked other posts and apparently it means emoticons.

1. As you can see my first smiley is SO FRIGGIN' HAPPY!!! It also appears to be just a little bit crazy. Just like me!!!

2. My second smiley is completely in love. With my husband and my son. My life is bliss. Like floaty clouds, rainbows and butterflies. Just teasing! But it is damn amazing.

Three That Go "Yes!"

Blog activity-Day eight

Three turn-ons

I only have one turn-on.They all revolve around one thing/person. Can you guess what/who it is? 1. Body parts-All of them. My absolute favorite part is the area between the hips. Where the stomach fades down and it isn't really stomach or naughty parts. Where the happy trail meets the curly hair. That line of curly hair from hip to hip hides the best part of Justin. It makes me tap my toes together and giggle in a silly girly way.

2. Justin's attention-When I'm the center of it and he's holding me, touching me, talking to me, cuddling with me, kissing me and nothing takes him away.

3. Having fun-Relaxing and having fun with Justin. Whether it's on a date or at home playing a game. Laughing together and enjoying each others company makes me feel ridiculously lucky.

Believe it or not, Justin is not just a nice piece of ass. BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Four Yucks

Blog activity-Day seven

Four turn offs

1.  Over-confidence or cockiness-It makes me want to break you down and put you in your place. *raising my pimp hand* hahaha!

2.  Boring-I'm not great at keeping conversations going so you need to be entertaining and get me to talk.

3.  Chewing food with your mouth open-Hate it!  I do not want to see you start digesting your food.  I don't care how big of bite you took.  Close your damn mouth or I'll bitch at you...and probably close it for you.

4.  Being too polite-A little bit of politeness is appreciated, don't get me wrong, but I'm a pervert.  I want a guy who will be naughty with me.  I want to be able to be goofy around them and not have to worry I'm being improper.  I want to wrestle with them, even though someone will probably get hurt.  Farting and burping is funny and they should think so too.

P.S.  Justin, you do none of the above things.  Except maybe #1 a little bit but that's okay because I like to keep you in line.  :)

The Fantastic Five

Blog activity-Day six

Five people who mean a lot (In no order whatsoever)

Well this post is just too easy!!

1. Justin-My hero, my love, my soul-mate, my everything. You may have noticed that I call Justin my faith. The reason is because of him I found I can put faith into things. He is my reason, my faith.

2. Jasper-Our little boy. I would die for him and almost did...3 times (I know I keep rubbing it in that my labor and delivery was hard and you're probably getting sick of reading it. Sorry, it's on my mind a lot though.) My little man is so perfect in every way. He has the best sense of humor. He'll stick his tongue out at you. He'll eat your face and drool all over both of us. He farts and then looks at you and giggles. He'll laugh at himself every time he sneezes. He loves to be tickled. He thinks it's great when you get him; which means gobble on his neck.

He'll get you back and laugh.

He's incredibly handsome and is a little heart-breaker who's only going to get more gorgeous. I could go on and on about how precious and wonderful our baby is.

3. Stephanie-Growing up with her was so much fun. Most of my favorite memories are with Steph. Tricycles speeding down the steep hill. Playing Annie or Cinderella. Playing in our forts. Playing school. Happy childhood memories that I'll never forget. I love that she's so sensitive.

4. Samantha-She's become a best friend. I love hanging out with her all the time. We have soooo much in common it's scary.

5. My Mom-She's incredibly supportive. My Mom is a best friend. She gives so much for us girls. Always working hard to provide for us even though we no longer live with her. She taught us not to take crap from anybody. That we can acheive anything we want. That if we want something to go after it. To be strong-minded and confident. She raised three great, intelligent, smart girls. Our Mommy is awesome.

Honorable mentions go out to my Dad and The best cousin ever, Micah.