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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Mr. Lint Cow

After every dryer load of clothes you have to clean the lint trap. Now it can be fun! Introducing Mr. Lint Cow!!Mr. Lint Cow sits on top of the dryer just waiting for lint.Along comes some tasty lint after a load of fresh laundry. "Nom nom!" says Mr. Lint Cow, "I love lint!!""All gone!" He says, "That was tasty!"He sits and waits for more lint.
After Mr. Lint Cow gets full his head pops off and you can empty him in the garbage. OR you can set all the lint outside and give the birdies some nesting material.

Friday, September 17, 2010

My Mommy

My Mom is the best, most amazing, giving and strong woman I know! I made her feel like poo. Pretty sucky of me huh? Well I'm going to try and make up for it. How? you ask. Why by doing what I do best! I'm going to make a list of why my Mommy is better than anyone elses. Even yours. :D Oh yeah, she's that good.1. When I was in Forestry camp in the 7th grade she wrote me a letter so I wouldn't be the only kid without mail. I was only there for a week so she went home after dropping me off and mailed it out the next day.
2. She volunteered to be chaperone at all of my school functions and I liked hanging out with her during them.
3. All my friends were jealous that I had the cool, young, hip Mom.
4. We go shopping together like girlfriends.
5. She is always there when I need her.
6. She throws awesome parties for us girls. You should see the tables of food she gets for us! The amount of planning that goes into those parties is ridiculous. She kind of overdoes it, but that just makes for a better party!!
7. She's an awesome cheer Mom. She was such a big help when I was coaching. I couldn't have done it without her support. Or car. Which leads me to #8...
8. She is the best chauffeur. We've only been in one accident and it's because there was ice all over the road. The witnesses said she did remarkable trying to keep the car on the road. Under the circumstances she kept us all safe by staying under control.
9. She's crafty. My Mom has made us so many things over the years. It's because of her I have sweet ass crafting skills. Blankets, dresses, paintings, bedding, ceramics, cards, garters, the list goes on and on.
10. She taught a painting class to my 3rd grade. I was proud that my Mom was teaching and the other kids' Moms sucked and were old. (Remember I'm not very nice)
11. My Mom is strong. She is one tough lady. She's had to put up with a lot of bullshit and drama from many different people. It has NEVER stopped her.
12. If I have a question about Jasper I always call her first and she has the answer on the top of her head. She fixed my booboos as a kid and now she's helping to fix my baby's.
13. She (usually) made our birthday cakes herself.
14. When I was in little kid school she hand made cards out of construction paper and put them into my lunch box. It was the best feeling to open my lunch in the cafeteria and see those cards(plus it made other kids jealous-I was evil). They made me smile every time and remembering them brings tears to my eyes. My Mom loved me so much.
15. My Mom would take us every day for a walk to meet my Dad after work. We'd always be a little bit early and sit next to the bay and just look at everything. The trees, the pinkish-purple flowers that I still don't know the name of. The birds flying overhead (Oh how I hate the bird that pooped on me!!) it was always a time of the day I looked forward to.
16. She buys us things. I told you before I'm petty and shallow; gifts make me happy! Just random items she saw and thought we'd like.
17. When I had my miscarriage she was there for me. She gave us lasagna and brownies. It was the yummiest food ever. Probably because I hadn't eaten in days and was super high on pills but who cares the reason. She checked on me often and made sure I was as OK as I could be.
18. When I was in the hospital having Jasper she was there the entire time and got us anything we needed. Different sized underwear, pajamas, ICE!, support.
19. She held my hand the entire time during the traumatically painful c-section. Justin was by my head or with Jasper. My Mom was there for me.
20. Her and Sam cleaned our entire place spotless so we had a squeaky clean house to take Jasper home to.
21. When we had no money she bought us groceries.
22. My Mom and Dad have taken us to Disneyland more times than I can remember!
23. She understands and forgives without much explanation.
24. She's always happy for me. Always encouraging me to do what I want with life and making sure I know that I'm capable.
25. She pushed my fat ass out of her vajayjay! I've been there-done that, now. It fucking sucks!

There you go! One reason my Mom is amazing for every year of my incredible life (There are so many more things I could add). Thanks for putting up with my crap for the last 25 years Mom. I know I was frequently unpleasant in the past. I'm sorry I ever made you feel like you weren't my magical superhero.

I often take people for granted; my Mom was no exception. But, it's because of my Mom that I've grown into the woman I've always wanted to be. She's taught me everything and has always been there if I needed her. I feel so lucky and blessed to have her as my Mommy. I never ever meant to make her feel otherwise.

I am proud as hell to call her my Mom. I love you Mommy!!

P.S. Jasper says he loves his Grandma!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Bloggy Faves!

I like them so much I've decided to make my own blog activity! I love to remember the things that make me happy. So using that inspiration here goes my activity. Of course feel free to copy this and use it in your own blog! All I ask is that you please link back to me (STEPHANIE DIANE!).

All posts require reasons for choosing each item, however brief. You also must include at least 1 picture per post (not for each item, although that would rock). Flickr is very helpful! Just make sure to give credit where do and only use photos approved for sharing. Complicated? Nah, just FUN!

Day 1- 1 tail of any animal on your fanny forever, what would it be?
Day 2- 2 places you want to visit before you die
Day 3- 3 of your favorite animals
Day 4- 4 pictures that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside
Day 5- 5 of your favorite books
Day 6- 6 movies you could watch over and over
Day 7- 7 foods or drinks that make you think of any holiday
Day 8- 8 random things you love (not including people)
Day 9- 9 memories that make you smile
Day 10- 10 things you'd like to do sometime in your life

I think that wraps it up!

One Truth

Blog activity-Day ten
One confession

When I think confession I think of some deep dark secret I never want to people to know about. I don't have any of those. A lesser known and interesting tid-bit about me will have to do. Isn't this whole blog riddled with those? Ahh, you're greedy and want one more aye? So what shall I confess to you then?

I love Mtn Dew. Not juicy enough? Hmm...How about I'm one of the people who can control their dreams? My Mom introduced me to it when I was a little girl to get rid of nightmares and I've been doing it ever since. Interesting huh? You want something bigger? Sheesh you're greedy.
I know!! I like to be naked. All the time. I get home from work, walk in the door, say hi to my little man, then go in my bedroom and strip. It's sooooo comfy. Yep, my naked fanny is all over our couches. Usually I'm sitting on a blanket though. It's been a little tougher since I became pregnant. Boobies leak and you have to wear nursing pads. :( I wear a tank top with a shelf bra. It's not the same.
How's that for a confession?! Haha, I'm pretty sure you didn't care to know that little diddy about me. Oh well! That's what you get for being greedy.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

September

A teacher read this poem to my class when I was younger and I loved it. It seemed a fitting time to post it also.

September
The breezes taste
of apple peel.
The air is full
of smells to feel-

Ripe fruit, old footballs,
burning brush,
new books, erasers,
chalk and such.

The bee, his hive
well-honeyed hum,
and mother cuts
chrysanthemums.

Like plates washed clean
with suds, the days
are polished with
a morning haze.

-John Updike

Of course I would like it better if it were more autumn colored in nature but oh well. "The breezes taste of apple peel." Perfect description. Let's see, copying his format and his poem slightly let's pen one for October shall we? Stay tuned for the "October" post!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Two Smiles

Blog activity-Day nine
Two smiley's that describe your life right now

Ok I'll be honest. When I first read this I was confused as to what it meant. Did it mean two things that make me smile? Two happy things? So I checked other posts and apparently it means emoticons.

1. As you can see my first smiley is SO FRIGGIN' HAPPY!!! It also appears to be just a little bit crazy. Just like me!!!

2. My second smiley is completely in love. With my husband and my son. My life is bliss. Like floaty clouds, rainbows and butterflies. Just teasing! But it is damn amazing.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Three That Go "Yes!"

Blog activity-Day eight
Three turn-ons
I only have one turn-on.They all revolve around one thing/person. Can you guess what/who it is? 1. Body parts-All of them. My absolute favorite part is the area between the hips. Where the stomach fades down and it isn't really stomach or naughty parts. Where the happy trail meets the curly hair. That line of curly hair from hip to hip hides the best part of Justin. It makes me tap my toes together and giggle in a silly girly way.
2. Justin's attention-When I'm the center of it and he's holding me, touching me, talking to me, cuddling with me, kissing me and nothing takes him away.
3. Having fun-Relaxing and having fun with Justin. Whether it's on a date or at home playing a game. Laughing together and enjoying each others company makes me feel ridiculously lucky.
Believe it or not, Justin is not just a nice piece of ass. BWAHAHAHAHA!!