My last post was about pee-pee and hey, why stop now? So as you may be aware, when a woman
is pregnant, going pee is a big deal. It happens all the time. Like every half hour. If you manage to hold it for longer than that? When you do finally "go" it's like a fire hydrant blowing its top. Ahh the relief. So I had been holding it for hours. Hours people! That's a pretty remarkable feat.
Let me lead you through my little diva Avabella's thought process:
First: Hey, what the heck is this thing taking up all my room?
Then came: Hmm, what happens if I go ninja on its ass?
And finally: Oh hey, why is Mommy shaking me all around and screaming?
And that was my queue to haul ass to the bathroom. Once I sat down it was heaven I'm telling you. Heaven. I might have even said, "Unleash the Kraken!!!!" because it was that great of a pee.
Now, aren't you glad you took the time to read this post?
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